We start with the sure knowledge that there is joy in the world:

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    Now we journey the path to internet wisdom, seeking our ever trusted sources:

  • Our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit gets out the popcorn as Musk and Trump engage in massive nuclear-level warfare.

    Of course, I have a comment:

    Tragic, just tragic.
    I'm diabetic, so popcorn is forbidden.

    — burrland01.bsky.social (@burrland01.bsky.social) June 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM

    Okay, TWO comments:

    The best negotiations allow both parties to get as much of what they want as possible.

    So what's up with Trump and Musk?
    Where's the Art of the Deal?

    Instead we have a stalemate:
    – Trump wants Musk broke and deported
    – Musk wants Trump impeached and imprisoned

    Why can't BOTH get what they want?

    — burrland01.bsky.social (@burrland01.bsky.social) June 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM

  • Juliet at Decoding Fox News condenses their coverage of the Musk‑Trump smackdown to 38 hilarious minutes.

  • Frances Langum brings us a bunch‑of‑videos with late night humor on the Trump‑Musk cage match.

  • In Canadian satire, The Beaverton has Trump and Musk publicly feuding over whose father loved them less.

  • In the Lost Opportunties category:

    From The Borowitz Report: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has offered to broker a peace deal between the two mean kids.

  • driftglass seems irritated by Sunday morning interviews of Republicans conducted by reporters afraid to contradict deliberate falsehoods.

    driftglass begins with this:

    Yeah, it’s irritating.

  • Jason Linkins has a similar take on much of print media:

    I saw a Bloomberg op-ed piece that was titled something like "Musk leaves Washington as he found it." That's a crazed take considering he wrecked the government's ability to keep its citizens safe and murdered hundreds of thousands of people abroad

    — Jason Linkins (@dceiver.bsky.social) June 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM

    A respondent is incredulous:
    Left it as he found it? Upwards of 40% of the government is now gone (most on paid leave until a day before October 1st).

    yeah, I can't imagine paying someone to write something that stupid but then I'm not a piece of shit, if I were a piece of shit, I might have a different perspective

    — Jason Linkins (@dceiver.bsky.social) June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM

  • Ted McLaughlin at jobsanger has polling numbers. He charts the graphs.

    Most Americans support diversity, fear for democracy, and want government to do more.

    AND more of us see a difference between the two parties.

    An associated poll shows who Americans think will most benefit from the Republican Big Beautiful Bill.

    Spoiler: It won’t be you or me.

  • One effect of government by poor impulse control is a set of policies with predictable, but somehow unanticipated, results.

    tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors has some details as Trump keeps tariffs ON auto parts from China, but keeps tariffs OFF automobiles themselves.

    Imported cars won’t be be taxed.
    But parts not yet in cars will be taxed.

    So automakers are putting together possible plans, in case Trump doesn’t chicken out, to avoid those tariffs on auto parts by moving manufacturing out of the US.
    If not in the United States, where would American cars then be made?
    Come on, let’s not always see the same hands.

    Also Representative Madeleine Dean educates Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick that, no, We cannot build bananas in America

  • Dave Columbo ponders the legal court system that takes months to block the unconstitutional TrumpTariffTax, but can postpone that same block in a day.

    More important, why has the financial community come up with TACO, Trump Always Chickens Out, rather than the acronym Dave had already come up with?

  • The Propaganda Professor composes his list from the Week in Stupid beginning with Trump sharing the thought that Biden was replaced with a robotic clone in 2020. The professor moves on to Republican efforts to slash Medicaid, and ending with a proposal to force the Washington Transit Authority to rename itself to Washington MAGA.

    Key conspiracy (shared by Trump)
    There is no Joe Biden – executed in 2020. Biden clones, doubles and robotic engineered soulless, mindless entities are what you see. Democrats don’t know the difference.

    Key rename (Rep. Greg Steube)
    Washington Metropolitan Authority for Greater Access (get it, get it?)

  • Tommy Christopher covers Bill Maher as he and his guests have a few choice words for Trump’s military parade to be held on his birthday.

  • News Corpse highlights the intelligence briefing problem faced by national security experts.

    Trump hates reading. So daily briefings go unread.
    Trump hates paying attention. Verbal briefings bore him, so he won’t listen.

    Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard thinks she has an answer.

    She will hire Fox Network producers. So Trump will likely absorb what is presented in videos mimicking his favorite news entertainment.

    Might get him to notice what’s going on in the world of national security.

  • SilverAppleQueen believes she knows from personal experience the trouble with Democrats. Instead of looking for ways to help everyday people get though harder than need be life, they look for a liberal Joe Rogan.

    Key focus of ordinary voters:
    They want enough food to get through the month. They want to go to college without going into debt. They want free childcare, or at least childcare that doesn’t take half their pay. They want housing that doesn’t take most of their pay. They want a stop to the richest of the rich taking EVERYTHING.

  • In Rural Missouri, Jess Piper gets a standing ovation from an overflow audience before she even begins speaking. She feels the pent‑up rage as she talks about Republican legislators torpedoing the expressed will of voters.

    She has a single piece of advice for Democratic lawmakers: Show up.

    Even in Republican areas where Democrats never get elected. Show up.

    Republican politicians are afraid of their constituents.
    Now especially, Democrats should show up.

  • Does there exist any adult who has not heard any of the many replays of the startling remark Senator Joni Ernst made to a town hall in Iowa. A constituent pointed to the obvious downside of Republican plans to gut Medicaid:
    People will die.

    Senator Ernst seemed dismissive: We all are going to die.

    PZ Myers brings us her brief apology to everyone gawdawful dumb enough to be offended, particularly those in the town hall who did not realize we are all mortal.

    Key regret (Senator Ernst):
    So, I apologize and I’m really, really glad I did not have to bring up the subject of the tooth fairy as well.

    The actual apology is brief, sarcastic, and more than a little bitter:

  • In Letters from an American, historian Heather Cox Richardson begins with Joni Ernst’s unfortunate comment and goes on to detail some of the damage to the most vulnerable among us posed by the Republican Big Beautiful Bill.

    Key falsehood:
    Ernst blamed the “hysteria that’s out there coming from the left” for the outcry over her comments. Like other Republicans, she claims that the proposed cuts of more than $700 billion in Medicaid funding over the next ten years is designed only to get rid of the waste and fraud in the program. Thus, they say, they are actually strengthening Medicaid for those who need it.

    Key reality:
    They target Medicaid expansion, cut the ability of states to finance Medicaid, force states to drop coverage, and limit access to care. And the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) says the cuts mean more than 10.3 million Americans will lose health care coverage.

    All to arrange more tax cuts (primarily for the incredibly wealthy).

    The same analysis is now available in audio format, as Richardson narrates in podcast.

  • Ant Farmer’s Almanac has Senator Ernst taking bold advantage of the controversy, securing all rights to a piece from 50 years ago for use as her campaign theme song in 2026: Fear the Reaper about the inevitability of death.

  • Brian Beutler has an obvious question for Joni Ernst.

    Has Joni Ernst canceled her family’s health insurance to hasten their reunion with the lord yet?

    — Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler.bsky.social) June 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM

  • @Silkgengar has the video as RFK Jr lies about lying about vaccines and CNN’s Kasie Hunt stops him cold:

  • Scotties Playtime finds a few supporting statistics, suggesting that most LGBTQ people discover their orientation at an early age, but also learn to hide it.

  • Those lucky enough to be familiar with a frequently banned children’s alphabet rhyming story about a puppy lost, then joyfully found, all during a Pride parade, might be surprised by a comment during Supreme Court debate.

    Justice Neil Gorsuch insists he has read Pride Puppy, and summarizes it thusly:

    That’s the one where they’re supposed to look for the leather and things, bondage. Things like that.

    Then, after an attempt to correct him:

    Gosh, I read it. Drag queen!

    Markus Bones provides a quick run through of the book.

    We should forgive readers who conclude that Justice Gorsuch may not have actually read Pride Puppy but may instead be relying on some conservative distortion.

    Imani Gandy and Jessica Mason Pieklo of Rewire News Group join in podcast, interviewing Robin Stevenson, actual author of Pride Puppy in a discussion about her experience as a target of the book banning conservative movement and the pending SCOTUS case, Mahmoud v. Taylor.

    You may prefer a complete transcript (PDF).

  • Ukraine’s recent drone attack on Russian planes is turning out to be much more than the occasional flailing back we are used to reading about, as Infidel753 provides his usual intensive, well‑informed, analysis. With some caution, initial reports being sometimes subject to later correction, it appears the drones dramatically damaged Russia’s nuclear capability. Just as serious, the attacks revealed unsuspected weakness in Putin’s entire military.

    For making this a suddenly safer world, we all are in Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s debt.

    Key potential damage:
    Ukraine has just carried out a stunning drone attack on four Russian military airbases, seriously damaging more than forty bombers, many of them capable of carrying nuclear weapons. It’s not yet clear whether the planes are wrecked beyond repair, but based on the video footage above, it seems likely.

    Key significance:
    I haven’t been able to find a reliable hard figure for how many nuclear-capable bombers Russia has in total, but the ones just destroyed probably represent a non-trivial fraction of them. This reduces a potential nuclear threat to the West, just as the Ukrainian war effort has been reducing conventional threats for years by weakening the Russian military.

  • Right Wing Watch presents the video as MAGA pastor Mark Burns goes to South Africa, reporting on White genocide. Pastor Burns returns, having been unable to find any sign of that genocide:

    Key discovery:
    What I find was, having spoken to many different former apartheid leaders and many different white farmers, Afrikaners in business:
     
    They were extremely shocked to discover that this was the narrative that has been played out in Washington DC, and that they wanted to assure me that this was not happening.

    Key caveat:
    Now…having said that, that doesn’t negate the fact that white people or white farmers are being killed, or black farmers are being killed.
     
    Let’s not exclude the fact that there’s a high crime rate just in the last quarter of South Africa.

  • M. Bouffant at Web of Evil contrasts Trump’s bogus attack on Harvard for antisemitism with vicious rhetoric about Jews from his close allies: allies he still embraces.

  • Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson has harsh thoughts about Milwaukee Circuit Court Judge Hannah Duggan, who stands accused by Trump’s Justice Department of interfering with the arrest of an immigrant in her courthouse.

    Key Senatorial pre-verdict:
    She should be prosecuted. I hope she gets convicted, and I hope she gets sentenced to the maximum penalty as an example so other judges don’t abuse their authority

    The good Senator is interviewed by Matt Smith of WISN Channel in Milwaukee.

    Wisconsin conservative James Wigderson has questions he wishes Mr. Smith had thought to ask:

    Key omission:
    Smith didn’t ask what would seem to me the obvious follow-up question, would Johnson support the prosecution and the maximum penalty for an elected official who conspired to prevent the lawful transfer of power from one elected president to the next?

    Key reason for understanding:
    After all, Johnson was just one sessile state attorney general from facing criminal charges himself in the attempt by Trump to overturn the 2020 presidential election.

  • Award-winning author John Scalzi notes the now common practice of ICE pulling seemingly random folks off the street and sending them to remote prisons when they can’t prove they belong here.

    He asks a reasonable question. Can you (yeah YOU!) instantly put your hands on your own proof of citizenship?

  • Julian Sanchez thinks carefully about immigration enforcement and has a thought:

    While in principle we need a federal entity tasked to remove criminals unlawfully residing here, ICE as presently constituted is just a criminal gang. Best to burn it down and start over.

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    — Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM

    A correspondent notes that, although immigration laws were enforced way before, ICE as an actual agency was brought into being by Congress in 2003.
    Which brings up a question about restarting.

    start over from when? 22 years ago when it came into existence? is anything authored by the Fed related to citizenship or foreign policy at that point in time worth repeating?

    — thiseth.bsky.social (@thiseth.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM

    Because I am old, yes. And no.

    — Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM

  • At The Onion, a typical MAGA voter is shocked by Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids in her community. She had thought Trump would only deport immigrants on the list she mailed to the White House.

  • North Carolina pastor John Pavlovitz makes a compelling case that weaponizing ICE does more than endanger immigrants. It is also a disgrace to America.

    Key tragedy:
    One director of a local ministry that has previously offered coastal town residents shelter during hurricanes and other dangerous weather events shared that many immigrants in her community are expressing a reluctance to take advantage of such services moving forward. This is not because they do not worry about their safety or are prone to put their families in harm’s way, but because they fear that entering a public shelter makes them vulnerable to I.C.E. harassment.

    Key disgrace:
    America is quickly becoming a gated community of terrified white people who believe the good fortune they’ve had of being born here is some kind of moral achievement or divinely appointed birthright.

  • Most of us were taught, even as children, that it is wrong – an affront to God, to hate others because of race or ethnicity.

    A collateral life lesson comes into force when a horrible crime is committed. Those guilty only of sharing skin color, religion, or country of origin should not be held responsible.

    Not everyone had that upbringing.

    In Hackwhackers, Trump reacts to the recent Colorado shooting by banning all immigrants from Asia and Africa, and from predominantly Muslim countries.

    With a few notable omissions.

    Key deviation (reported by the BBC):
    Trump has depicted it as a matter of national security. He cited a recent attack on members of Colorado’s Jewish community, which was allegedly carried out by an Egyptian national. Egypt itself is not on the banned list.

    Key additional exceptions:
    At the same time, he declines to ban travel from his business partners in Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the UAE, who have shielded home-grown terrorists.

    Also from Hackwhackers:

    Seems applicable.

  • Nan’s Notebook takes a look at the contradictions in the Bible and asks how it could possibly be the word of God.

    Key absurdity:
    Moreover, looking at the scriptures from a more analytic point of view, one can’t help but note that there are literally hundreds of passages that disagree with one another. What is the criteria for determining which one is correct? Personal preference?

  • In The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser, Bruce begins with a focus on how some Christian churches handle kids who want to hear rock music, and expands to Christians who interpret scripture to consider outsiders as the enemy to be avoided.

    Widespread, I’m afraid, and singularly unfortunate.

    Key isolating result:
    Many cradle IFB church members make it to the grave 60, 70, or 80 years later without being soiled from contact with the “world.” While people are free to live their lives as they wish, for many IFB congregants, they don’t know any other world but the IFB one.

  • At The Moderate Voice, David Robertson advances to those of us in the faith, quoting chapter and verse, a proposition: LGBTQ+ Christians are real, actual, Christians.

  • @whiskeywhistle98 shares the learning experience as we all discover the rainbow conspiracy:

  • Sarah Cooper speculates that ChatGPT was invented by some guy, because it always sounds so confident. Women have been taught to hide their knowledge, treating information exchanges at work like other traditions:

  • Clickbait satirist Reductress has a helpful list of ways to tell if you’re pulling off this look or if everyone can tell you’re wearing shorts for the first time.

  • In Georgia baseball, The Savanna Bananas know how to appreciate success:


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