Let’s start with youthful fun:

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    Okay, so I’m past trying any of that.

    Let’s climb back up the mountain where our tested sources of wisdom await us:

  • Noted author John Scalzi has one of the shortest, one of the best, Memorial Day expressions of thanks.

  • Max’s Dad considers the disjointed messages from Trump during Memorial Day weekend.

    With a brief nod to those who fell in service to our country, he devotes most of his narration to reminding us of the deep appreciation we all owe for the great sacrifices made by himself, enduring as he must the slings and arrows of outrageous scum who just don’t love their country (and their president).

  • News Corpse covers the Trump message, wishing a Happy Memorial Day to those he hates.

    OH, and let’s be mindful of a separate event:
    Trump Warns West Point Graduates About the Troubles with ‘Trophy Wives’ – No, REALLY!

  • Dave Dubya reviews Trump’s Memorial Day message on social media, the one that had little mention of those to whom Memorial Day is devoted. Dave suggests we also work to Make America America Again.

    He examines Trump’s practice of demonizing groups he doesn’t like and sees linguistic similarities with that of a past personality.
    Can we guess?

  • From The Borowitz Report: Trump’s military birthday parade has been cancelled after he is unable to produce a birth certificate:

    Key fictional reaction (Barack Obama):
    I knew it!

  • The Propaganda Professor begins The Week in Stupid with a revealing contrast in coverage of Trump’s speeches over Memorial Day weekend. With the ever balanced New York Times opting for excessive politeness over truth.

    Key balance at expense of truth:
    First up, the New York Times. While reporting on the White House Occupant’s characteristically unhinged speech at West Point, the Paper Of Record felt the need to indulge in shameless sanewashing.

  • Juliet at Decoding Fox News watches 15 hours (Don’t worry, she condenses it) and notices an absence of notice about Trump craziness, but, boy-howdy Biden sure got old.

  • Wisconsin conservative James Wigderson imagines Donald Trump as a 13‑year‑old imagining himself as an imaginary grownup.

    Key pattern:
    Everyone who talks to Donny has a choice. They can indulge the spoiled little rich child, or they can try to talk to him like an adult. The latter usually results in a tantrum. Then the king of Great Britain sends him a note and someone else promises him a golf course, like Vietnam, and Donny feels important again.

    Key consequence:
    Unfortunately, there’s are real costs to his extended adolescence. One of those is the long-term damage he’s doing to our foreign relations with Canada, our closest friend and ally. The best neighbor any country could have.

  • In Canadian satire, The Beaverton has Trump giving Canada a choice: pay $61 billion or get 50% off by bribing him directly.

  • In Letters from an American, historian Heather Cox Richardson looks at a mixed Trump week. He boasts that he is deporting foreign gang leaders he can’t find any evidence are associated with gangs, or are criminals at all. Meanwhile, he commutes 6 life sentences of a notorious, and very real, Chicago gang leader.

    He loses in court again, as two more judges rule his tariffs are against the law. (Turns out the law is pretty clear)

    On top of that, he has reversed himself so many times, a new derisive acronym has been born, now commonly used on Wall Street.

    Key new act of Trump mob mercy:
    Trump also commuted the six federal life sentences of Chicago gang leader Larry Hoover, 74, who was convicted of murder, extortion, money laundering, and drug related offenses, and from prison ran a notorious drug gang that had about 30,000 members across 31 states and brought in an estimated $100 million a year. Hoover still faces what’s left of a 200-year sentence in Illinois for murder.

    Key TACO based on tariff practices:
    Trump Always Chickens Out

    Key TACO effect:
    [I]nvestors have figured out that they can buy stocks cheaply immediately after Trump’s initial tariff announcement and then sell higher when stocks rebound after he changes his mind.

    [Update: The tariff court rulings are postponed until the appeal process confirms them, but the TACO acronym remains.]

    The same analysis is now available in audio format, as Richardson narrates in podcast.

  • Ted McLaughlin at jobsanger looks at polls and finds remarkable unity on whether a president should obey court rulings.

  • Turns out one of the lawyers defending Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton after his impeachment in 2023 ended up resigning over allegations of sexual weirdness.

    Jason Linkins can’t resist a bit of snark over it.

    love how normal Republicans are

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    — Jason Linkins (@dceiver.bsky.social) May 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM

    and a correction that doesn’t help much.

    Turns out, it’s no big deal! Not sure how you missed this IMPORTANT CORRECTION:

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    — Audrey (@stoatno1.bsky.social) May 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM

    [Personal note: I’m gonna spend the whole rest of the day not thinking about any of that.]

  • Tommy Christopher brings us Bill Maher, in interview, objecting to an SNL skit portraying MAGAFolk uncomfortable shaking hands with a Black person.

    Key Proof of non-Bigotry (via Maher):
    I mean of course there’s some racists everywhere who are that bad, but generally all the MAGA people I know have no problem shaking hands with a Black person.

    It’s usually unfair to paint whole groups by the same brush, unless a given group defines itself with that brush.
    But must we really deconstruct this hoary old trope again?

    I’m considered old, possibly because of age. But the some of my best friends proof is much older than am I by many decades.

  • In Rural Missouri, our own Jess Piper attends one townhall after another to which her Congressional Representative, Sam Graves, is invited but declines to meet with constituents.

    Key decline (to a hall with mostly middle‑aged women):
    [His staff] did not feel safe to attend since it was a public event.

    At each town hall, a seat reserved for Representative Graves is empty.

    Key headline:
    Empty Suits. Empty Seats.

  • On the plus side, Senator Joni Ernst (IA) is one of the few Republicans with the courage to face voters in a town meeting.

    On the negative side, OH Mylanta!!!

    GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”

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    — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM

  • Hackwhackers breaks down the effects of the Republican Big Beautiful Bill by income, in one big beautiful chart, to show who Republican politicians really care about. And WOW!

    With more specifics explained (as in YIKES)

  • Brian Beutler has a strategy for Democrats, that mostly involves talking like real people to real people about things that real people care about.

    Key bad example:
    …the GOP budget provides enormous tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy, allowing them to pocket hundreds of thousands in tax savings while working families face rising costs and cuts to benefits.

    Key better example:
    You’re going to lose your health insurance because Donald Trump and all the greedy motherfuckers who hang out at his golf course think you and everyone like you are a bunch of leaches. They’re gonna scheme and lie and break the rules to get this bill passed, pocket all that money, and won’t lose a lick of sleep when it ruins your life.

    Key question:
    Which video might get you to call your representatives or march in the streets? Which one did you swipe past the moment you heard the word “budget” or the uncanny phrase “working families”?

    Brian summarizes on social media:

    New: I don’t think it’s bad or embarrassing that Dems want to grow their media footprint (sorry, ‘a liberal Joe Rogan’). The problem is that the kinds of messages Dems want out there are practically attention-repelling. www.offmessage.net/p/who-do-you…

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    — Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM

    Republicans are a few votes away from kicking 10 million people off of their health care so some of the worst Americans can get incrementally richer, and the consultants Dems listening to are telling them to avoid “hyperbole” and speak in consultant jargon instead. www.offmessage.net/p/who-do-you…

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    — Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM

  • driftglass compares politicians seeking votes to a patron in a bar looking for love (of sorts) in all the wrong places. Stop listening to consultants. Simply give voters what they are demanding: lies.

  • Frances Langum brings us tireless free speech advocate for objectionable free speech, Randy Fine, who changes his mind in cases he finds especially objectionable:

    He warns foreign students they’d better keep their mouths shut.

  • At The Onion, a new poll finds most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card.

  • CalicoJack in The Psy of Life participates in informal political discussions about race and ethnicity based presumptions, and suggests we all rediscover that sticking up for non-racist values is a virtue.

  • Dave Columbo reintroduces us to Jordan Peterson, a psychiatrist, climate denialist, conservative who insists he self-identifies as a neo-liberal. His default debate strategy is to mince words as if in a kitchen blender, infuriating opponents and audiences with endless semantic pedantry (yeah, it’s a word):

  • Ahead of her voting for it, Ant Farmer’s Almanac Susan Collins’ staff prepares a statement of concern.

    Out of satire and back in the world as we know it, I wonder if she will escalate all the way to very concerned.

  • Right Wing Watch brings us the video. California candidate for Governor Kyle Langford explains how, as a German ethnic he grew up ashamed of all Hitler had done. Then someone helped him know better. So far so good.

    Then comes this:

    Key insight (quote)
    …the Nazis were cool and what the Germans did in WWII was awesome.

  • Jesse Walker, a noted author with a distinct libertarian bent, notices something about a study ordered by RFK jr:

    Make America Hallucinate Again

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    — Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker.bsky.social) May 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM

    Julian Sanchez sees what he thinks ought to be obvious:

    NB, the MAHA “report” itself lists no staff authors, just a bunch of “commission members” who are all senior admin officials & obviously not personally drafting a 75-page heavily-footnoted document.

    — Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) May 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM

  • Conservative personality Chris Cilliza is upset that someone defaced his Tesla.

    M. Bouffant at Web of Evil is unimpressed, explaining to poor Chris that deface usually involves more than a note taped to a bumper.

  • Our favorite Earth-Bound Misfit takes a moment to contrast drug treatments, between that experienced by non-billionaires (um…that would be people we’re likely to know) and that experienced by the wealthiest drug addict on earth.

    Key spoiler:
    Elon Musk is the World’s Richest Dope Fiend

  • At The Moderate Voice, editor Joe Gandelman reviews the sad story of how things have not worked out for Mr. Musk:

    Key expectation:
    Musk seemed to aspire to be a THE highly respected businessman who would be perceived by many as a colorful hero.

    Key lament:
    How could Americans not learn to love a man who said he wants to save western civilization from empathy?

    Key outcome:
    Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, is getting out of DOGE.

  • Elon Musk takes pride in his relatively new AL version on the ‘X’ formerly known as Twitter. tengrain at Mock Paper Scissors has the Grok answer to whether Marjorie Taylor Greene is actually a Christian and if her voting record reflects Christian values.

  • @Silkgengar brings us Republicans bringing us orders that every classroom must bring to our children the Biblical Ten Commandments. In order to get the bill passed in secret, they break the Ten Commandments.

  • Legal expert Imani Gandy watches as SCOTUS encounters a religion-separation case. Oklahoma lawmakers say taxpayers should fund religious charter schools which, to laypeople, might seem like a clear violation of Constitutional principle.

    One Justice recused and didn’t vote for unstated reasons, but most likely because of ties to individuals in the case.

    Imani Gandy skims the surface of a Supreme Court semi-superficial ruling that is pretty much a non-ruling.

    The 4-4 split leaves in place a lower court decision against the funding. But it also invites the next Constitutional violation case, the outcome of which will probably depend on which way Justice Amy Coney Barrett will pray and sway.

  • North Carolina pastor John Pavlovitz has trouble taking a break, because fascism never does. It is hard to take time for rest and joy.

    Key temptation:
    When we allow ourselves to be drained of the simple pleasures of this life, we become complicit in those who desire our demise. The moment we lose the ability to look ahead or feel expectancy or sense possibility, we move from authoritarianism’s opposition to its collaborators. When our reservoirs of hope dry up, they have us right where they want us.

    Key restorative:
    Living your best life in a dystopian nightmare isn’t giving it a foothold; it is the single greatest way to deny its power.
     
    Keep dancing.

  • In The Life and Times of Bruce Gerencser, Bruce remembers his fundamentalist youth when he and others were robbed of the opportunity to listen to the Devil’s music.

  • In Scotties Playtime, Scottie finds photos from his childhood, reminders of how his hair was chopped close to set him apart, making him a target of other kids (and adults). One more of many adult abuses at home, at church, at school.

    A lot to overcome at any age.

  • PZ Myers reveals what most folks never suspect until it’s too late: Getting old sucks.

    Having had some experience in this area, I confess I don’t see much to recommend rushing into it.

  • Infidel753 explores what will be lost in an uncaring universe when mankind becomes extinct.

    Beginning (followed by much more):
    When mankind is gone, when only beasts reign over the Earth again,
    None will mourn, nor celebrate.
    Mourning, celebration, the very meaning of death, die with us;
    For they are of the mind.

    Never again will a parent delight
    In hearing a child’s first words.
    Never again will a student’s spine feel chills
    From a printed page, in sudden awe at an idea.

    Separately, as if to illustrate a small part, a few minutes of awesome:

  • The Journal of Improbable Research brings us a diagram based on the genome of E. coli bacteria, a product of research by the University of Wisconsin. The chart illustrates that living things are pretty complicated.

  • @whiskeywhistle98 illustrates what every parent should know about the power of The Look:

  • Clickbait satirist Reductress offers helpful guidance on how to stay at a friend’s house without apologizing the whole time.

  • SilverAppleQueen experiences a rainy Memorial Day. The rain inhibits loud, explosive celebrations of a three‑day weekend, allowing her a time of sober contemplation in the company of her cats.

7 responses to “Week of Memory and Gratitude
Trump Speech, Another Trump Speech, Trump Honoring His Own Noble Sacrifices, Trump Being Trump

  1. Infidel753 Avatar

    Thanks as always for including me.

    1. Burr Deming Avatar

      Not a difficult choice, Infidel.
      You are unfailing thoughtful and thought-provoking.

      Even when I disagree, I feel enriched by the disagreement.

  2. Alison Redford Avatar

    Thank you for linking Scottie’s Playtime, Burr, and for all you do here.

    1. Burr Deming Avatar

      You and yours provide a combination of entertainment and wisdom, Ali.
      You are deeply appreciated by those of us who have learned to find you.

  3. silverapplequeen Avatar

    A short haircut is parental abuse? Really? In what world?

    Where I’m from, you gotta be beaten half to death. Or neglected. Or sexually used.

    If having short hair & being forced to wear clothes you don’t like is abused, then we were ALL abused as children.

    Get over it already. GEEZ.

    1. MDavis Avatar
      MDavis

      For more background, read the article.
      The short hair was just the icing on the shit cake.

  4. Jack Avatar

    Well, Joni Ernst, by her own admission, has a lot of balls.

    I’ll see myself out.

    Jack

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